What Would Happen to the World if Pokemon Were Real?

Pokemon is a wonderful game and television series that has struck the world. The idea of making our world a Pokemon world has come up again, and again in our thoughts. For kids who are die hard Pokemon fans it would be such a cool thing. They could actually travel around the world training their favorite Pokemon and becoming the best trainers in the world. However, that would be cool, but there are problems that would arise. The fact of ten year olds leaving their parents and not finishing school would be troublesome to parents. The idea of letting ten year olds into the world leads the risk of abductions. Their Pokemon could protect them, but how do they fend against a gun? Secondly, think about animals on our planet. What would happen to them. I'm sure a bear would think that a Ratata would be a delicious treat. The legendary Pokemon would be hunted down and made into mantles in a poachers trophy room. One question still arises in my mind about what the people eat in the Pokemon world. They are created by Japanese people who eat lots of rice, and LOTS of fish. I wonder if they kill Krabby and Goldeen for nourishment. There are Miltank, whom I wonder are used for their milk and perhaps their meat. All that would arise if Pokemon became part of our world. Now if by some magical thing changes the entire world into what happens in the games and the show of the Pokemon world. The idea sounds better in the second sense. No guns, there are criminals, but they are too stupid to do anything damage wise. Any world without crime and chaos is terrible, unless it is Star Trek. But what is the Likeliness of that happening anytime soon. I don't know how I did it, but in second grade I went to California for Christmas Break and when I came back, (it was the time when Pokemon was a huge, huge thing) I managed to persuade all of my classmates that when I was in California I visited a place where you could catch mechanical versions of Pokemon. This lasted for a long time to my surprise. Obviously my lie shows that a Pokemon world to children would be great. Adults however, (unless it was a true Pokemon world) find it annoying when their children bug them about Pokemon 24/7. Which would make adults wan't their children going out to play with their favorite thing; perhaps to get the kids away from their ears (I know this because my parents suffered because of me) So, all in all the idea of a Pokemon world among ours wouldn't work out, but perhaps if the world became the exact Pokemon world I'm not sure, but definitely sounds better the other way. Perhaps it is better that we all leave our dreams of Living in a Pokemon world to playing our games and watching our abundance of shows and movies to satisfy our curiosity.

News of A New Mall in the Mortal Kombat Universe

Release from an Earthrealm news paper states that a new mall might be opening soon in either Earthrealm or Outworld. Some stores that have been confirmed are such ones in the food court like Sub-Zero's Ice Cream Emporium, Baraka's Tarkatan style Sushi Hut, and Scorpion's Toasty Hibachi Grill. Other Stores like Raiden's Electronics and Kitana's Pretty fan shop. Whether or not these stores will open is undecided. The boss of the Motal Kombat mall construction is none other than powerful sorcerer and ruler of Outworld Shao Kahn. Shao Kahn also said that all of the enterances will be equipped with the famous yelling of the Mortal Kombat name. Darrius, a Black fighter from the Realm of Order says that he wants to open a rap record store with his bud Jax (a half-cyborg from Earhrealm) and only sell rap almbums. Darrius quotes, "I wanna sell rap music and if people want to get other albums they better go to another mall". Shao Kahn says that if Darrius and Jax want to have a rap music store that they must atleast sell the Mortal Kombat theme in their store. Whether or not this changes Darrius and Jaxs' answer on opening a store or not has not been confirmed.

Other's have optioned to open stores as well. Rain wants to open a water bed store. Johnny Cage wants to open a Gel and Cut Hair Salon with Queen of Edenia Sindel. Stryker a loser cop wants to open a store for teaching self-defense to beings from all of the realms. Blaze (a fire demon) wishes to open a tanning salon. Shinook a sorcerer wants to open a magic store for advanced and rookie sorcerers alike. News has been released also that Havik will be opening a Chiropratic station inside the mall. Lui Kang will be opening a Martial Arts Dojo soon outside of the mall soon and perhaps open one too inside the mall.

Some of the Kombatants were rejected by Shao Kahn such as Kobra who wanted to open up a kick boxing store because he looks to much like Ryu from Street Fighter. Two cyber ninjas Cyrax and Sektor are not sure if their idea for lazertag will be accepted. more news will be given out later.

Which Michael Jackson Just Died? Black and Pop, Or White and Extra Terrestrialy Creepy?

Not so often seen as a thing that black Michael Jackson and white Michael Jackson are two different beings; two different entities. As shown by a wonderful show not to be named, explained in what I agree is the most truthful look on this situation. In that show, the original black Michael Jackson was taken away by Aliens when his hair caught fire during a concert. After days of cloning the Aliens placed a white deformed version of Michael with a story to cover up his different skin color; the Aliens ran out of brown skin pigments while making the clone. The real Michael Jackson might still be out in space. Later on in the show the black Michael Jackson defeated the Aliens that brought the ship back to Earth where he confronted the Jackson clone and showed the public. Both were shot but i say only the black Michael Jackson died that day.

Whether or not you agree, I have proof Just watch Adult Swim every night on Cartoon Network. thank you, and again the case is wide open to you opinion...

Is Snufulufagus a real Creature?

Some people think that Snufalufagus was just a bunch of midgets in a creature costume. Some however believe that he was a real demon spawned from hell. My buddy Brett (a huge fan of Sesame Street) informs me that while watching all of the seasons in one sitting that he noticed Jim Henson not pulling strings in the background but was holding a summoning ritual using somewhat helpful and kinda finny kinda not Kermit the Frog as bait, to attract the cuddly creature we call Snufalufagus. But is he really a harmless cuddly creature or is he a blood thirsty monster that feeds on children. Do you think that when the group of children leave and a new group of kids come in, that it is as simple as that. An unnamed source tells me that Jim Henson would offer the children to Snufalufagus in order to keep him in the real world. Why is it that Snufalufagus only appeared so often on the show. Why was he so close to Big Bird. Big Bird denies it but we all know that he is really nothing more than a character much like the white Michael Jackson...

It's all up to you. Who knows where Snufalufagus roams. Maybe he's the one that murdered Jim Henson in his sleep. Freddy Kruger is too busy killing kids on one street but Slufalufagus can be anywhere at anytime if he pleases. I rest my case and digress, but i leave it cracked wide open for you the reader to decipher...